Sarah has a tumblr

rainydaywomen:

Devon: After I got off the overnight, I decided I needed to clear my head. So, I went for a run… In griffith park. No cell phones there. Uh-uh. So, I’m running, And I just… I heard somethingIn a tree. It was a… It’s a cat. A hurt cat. I had to see if it needed medical attention. Then, I realized… It’s a bear.
Ellie: What’s a bear? The cat’s a bear?
Devon: Yeah, yeah, the cat’s a bear. It’s a… It’s a bear, and it… Jumps out at me, and it attacks, and it’s like… It’s angry at me for some reason, this bear. (roars)
Ellie: Oh, my god! You were attacked by a bear?
Devon: Yeah, and I… I… Cut off its head. Yeah, babe, I… I decapitated the bear. In self-defense, in order to survive. I’m just glad you weren’t there to see it. It was really grisly.
Ellie: Do you honestly expect me to believe this?

Chuck (Chuck vs Operation Awesome, 3x04)

That was so damn funny!!!

nerdalution:

One more week!

by: Yasmin Nadhirasari

(Source: nerdolution)

twobirds-dont:

Zamir: You’re lying.
Chuck: No I’m not. Think about it. Ladybugs can’t all be ladies. I mean, that’s just crazy. How would we get little ladybugs, know what I mean?

fuckyeahteambartowski:

1 day until Chuck returns! Watch Monday September 20th at 8/7C on NBC!

fuckyeahteambartowski:

Today is the day! Watch LIVE on NBC at 8/7C tonight! Let’s give those ratings a nice boost, nerds!